My freshman year of high school wasn’t much different than anyone else’s; except that I was in my first year of boarding school at The Baylor School in Chattanooga, Tennessee. It wasn’t that far from home, maybe an hour, but it seemed a world away from everything I knew. My boredom, coupled with my fascination with film and television, led to the shut down of production at ABC one afternoon …
My second cousin was the assistant to Carmen Finestra at Wind Dancer Productions. Wind Dancer made the show Home Improvement which ran very successfully for 9 seasons. My cousin and I would correspond through my grandparents from time to time, and she would send me some pretty cool stuff from the set. I actually have a two whole seasons of script drafts and shootings scripts that she sent me (and made me promise to “keep them for her” forever … ). I’d always hoped to get out to L.A. and actually watch the show being taped live. Didn’t get to do that, but the opportunity did arise for me to get to meet Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Around that same time, JTT and Brad Renfro were coming to Huntsville, Alabama to shoot Tom and Huck. Brad first came on the scene as young Mark Sway in the film version of The Client. (I read for that part as well, with Mali Finn, but apparently they wanted a real street kid who would ultimately meet an untimely death less than a decade later). Anyway, JTT is an avid fisherman, and my cousin thought it would be great if we could arrange a fishing trip for JTT and Jeff Cook (of the group Alabama) who is a die-hard fisherman that knows the area well. So my cousin sent me (via my grandmother) the phone number to JTT’s dressing room at ABC … apparently I wasn’t supposed to actually call it.
Jonathan’s real surname is Weiss, and I was told to contact his mother to talk about the fishing trip. So one afternoon in Probasco Hall, from the horrible acoustics of our third floor pay phone room, I called the dressing room line. No answer, so I left a message “Hi, my name is Michael and I’m trying to get in touch with Ms. Weiss about arranging a fishing trip for Jonathan. You can reach me at . . .” Harmless enough, right?
A couple of hours later a dorm mate summoned me back to that phone room saying that my mother was on the line. ”Did you call out to L.A. this afternoon?” she asked. ”Yes ma’am, I called about that fishing trip,” I replied. ”[big sigh] You shouldn’t have done that … “
Apparently JTT was insanely popular back in the day. The network and production company took all kinds of steps to insure the safety and privacy of all three kids on the show but were especially protective of JTT. When they heard a young sounding voice (since my voice didn’t change until I was at least 24) on JTT’s dressing room answering machine they’d decided that security had been breeched. Sirens sounded, SWAT teams rolled in, JTT’s team tackled him, threw him in the back of a heavily armed limousine and drove him to the waiting doomsday plane where he would stay airborne until the threat had been cleared.
Okay not really. But they changed all of the phone numbers at the studio, they questioned all of the staff to find “the leak,” and ultimately my cousin came very close to losing her job. Thankfully the Ms. Weiss and JTT felt less threatened when they heard the full story. I believe production was shut down that day - of course it was a live-taped sitcom, so during the week would only have been read-throughs, rehearsals and the like. I wrote the Weiss’s a nice little apology note on the blue Home Improvement stationery that my cousin had sent me earlier that year. I don’t remember much of what I said, but I remember one specific line: “If someone gives me a candy bar, what do you expect me to do, stare at it? She sent me a phone number so I called it. What else was I going to do?”
I never heard directly from JTT or his mom, but my cousin sent me a note saying they thought the whole situation was quite funny in retrospect. JTT and I never met, he never went fishing, and I never went out to L.A. to see the show taped. But for one brief moment, I was the biggest threat ABC and Wind Dancer had to face. And I’m pretty proud of that.